Ok, ok we get it Chicago does have Kanye, but seriously why would you rather have the olympics in any city other than Rio? Let me convince you with a few images.
If you still want Chicago:
I just don't know what to tell you.
If that's not enough let me tell you this general theory of mine: if Snoop likes it, it must be good.
Just rappers in college. Frats and Fat Joe. What ever happened to Trick Daddy? I remember seeing his Crib on MTV, he has a closet next to his bathroom used exclusively for storing baby wipes. Boss.
No, no that's all wrong. Chris who told you to get in the middle?
That's better. The order of power has been rebalanced.
Don't know about you guys but it always seemed more like a Fab 3 to me. I mean only Chris (of the timeout and NBA TV fame) Jalen Rose (of ESPN fame) and of course my man Juwan "Dirt Nasty" Howard actually mattered in the NBA.
Highlife (the musical genre) is a mix of Calypso, military brass-band music, Cuban son, and various African song forms. There are considerably fewer ingredients in Miller high life. Hi-life's popularity faded during the 60's but made a strong resurgence during the 70's enjoying success abroad as well as across Western Africa. CK Mann was one of the genre's stars.
"Birthers" movement now asking if Barack Obama was actually ever born.
"The question is not where he was born but rather if he was born at all" - asked "Birthers" leader Orly Taitz.
Orly Taitz, Crackhead?
Sorry that's just Tonya Harding.
And that accent? You know what I think I know here dad,
He probably didn't let poor Orly finish a single board game. Just imagine the trauma that would cause. It's a wonder she's come out as well as she has.
How much of a loser must that guy all alone on the middle bench feel like when he got this picture as a memento?
Have you never seen projectile vomit? Ok. Now if I were Six Flags I would use the picture of the guy on the left, the one getting vomited on, in all my ads. That is a face of pure excitement like only Six Flags can bring out. (Vomit photoshopped out)
