Badasses without mustaches...just because there are enough bad asses with them

Well Clint Eastwood may be the only one really.

And damn the man knew how to smoke a cigarillo

'Staches best back off...

Clint came to play.

That means you Bert

And you Daniel Day Lewis as Bill the Butcher

And you Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood

(Great 'staches in two movies? Continued success. That's what I call a great actor.)

And you Sam

And you, Tom

Ok, I take it back Tom. You can stay.

And Adam Morrison...

Just stop. Please. You're only scaring little girls with that pedophiliac crustacean above your lip

And Last but certainly not least....

What?????

Yes this movie's real...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/